Highlander University

During a routine dental checkup and cleaning, a Parisian dentist discovers that he absolutely cannot make the gums of Duncan MacLeod bleed. In his quest to prove that everyone, simply everyone, is a victim of gum disease ranging from simple gingivitis to advanced pyorrhea, the dentist uses more and more extreme methods to prove his pre-determined diagnosis. Enjoying a hit of nitrous oxide as much as the next fellow, Duncan is resting comfortably and giggling as the dentist ties a string to his front incisor, ties the other end of the string to a doorknob, and slams the door closed. The tooth comes out, but is immediately replaced by a new tooth. There is no bleeding and the dentist quits the dental profession to star in a new animated action-adventure series called The Old Man and the Sea, in which the dentist plays the Sea, with not a lot of speaking lines but some really neat-o sound effects.

If Duncan's tooth were thrown into the Seine, would it connect with Kronos' pavilion and Xavier's hand in order to create something really disgusting?