Highlander University

The foundling Alternate Universe Richie is adopted into a well-to-do family, where he is raised with love and devotion by his adoptive parents. He finishes at the top of his class in high school, graduates Summa Cum Laude at Yale and is on the Harvard Law Review. He graduates with distinction from Harvard Law and enters practice as an associate at a Wall Street law firm. He is a busy guy, gunning for the top, an exemplary Young Turk working long hours and kissing the butt of every partner in the firm he can corner. Following the example of his family and peers, he Dresses For Success until one day, he is shot and killed by a young advocate of the philsophy of "share the wealth and pass the coke." He rises from the dead, confused, but returns to his Wall Street firm and continues his trek up the corporate ladder.

Does that clothing shop in the Alternate Universe ever manage to sell that puke green jacket to *anyone*, *ever*, at *any* price?